#sacred-wisdom

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."