#sacred-wisdom

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."