#sage

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."