#sage

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."