#sage

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."