#sage

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."