#sage

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."