#sage

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"