#sage

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."