#sage

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"The Unspoken Speaks Volumes Stillness brackets the exchanges between lovers. Itis not the lack of sound, but an encapsulated silenceof resonance. Resonant silences stand like bookends, embracing their thoughts;though formal pleasantries vibrate the air,they are more ritual than communication.The couples true intents are articulated in the unspoken.Two bodies.One soul."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."