#sage

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."