#sage

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."