#sage

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."