#sage

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."