#sage

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."