"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."
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"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."
"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."
"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."
"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."
"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."
"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."
"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."
"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."
"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."
"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."
"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"
"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."
"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."
"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."
"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."
"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."
"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."
"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."
"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion........................................................................."