#sage

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."