#sage

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."