#sage

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."