#self-improvement

"There is nothing to prove to anyone, just concentrate on your own needs."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"When you concentrate your energy purposely on the future possibility that you aspire to realize, your energy is passed on to it and makes it attracted to you with a force stronger than the one you directed towards it."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"Positive belief in yourself will give you the energy needed to conquer the world and this belief is the power behind all creation."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"What we perceive about ourselves is greatly a reflection of how we will end up living our lives."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Brewing Poetry Comma sips between the lines,insights percolate into a 10w,a latte sonnet here, a cappuccino couplet there.A few smartass epiphanies,and something new in every brew.One final fix,voilà, the poem is fixed!I adore this caffeine,that alchemises the extraordinary into the routine,and vice versa with the unforseen.It turns blue aquamarine,and words into Mexican jumping beans."