#self-improvement

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"No matter whether you believe in luck or chance, the final decision is from yourself."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"If you can't quite make it as a high flier then join a trampoline club."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"The question is why one should be so inwardly preoccupied at all. Why not reach out to others in love and solidarity or peer into the natural world for some glimmer of understanding? Why retreat into anxious introspection when, as Emerson might have said, there is a vast world outside to explore? Why spend so much time working on oneself when there is so much real work to be done?"

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."