#self-improvement

"Racing is about discipline and intelligence, not about who has the heavier foot. The one who drives smart will always win in the end."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"It is not enough if you just live life as it comes to you like a floating leaf in a pond. Make use of the powers bestowed in you and soar like an eagle."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"The Lord works from the inside out. The world works from the outside in. The world would take people out of the slums. Christ would take the slums out of people, and then they would take themselves out of the slums.The world would mold men by changing their environment. Christ changes men, who then change their environment. The world would shape human behavior, but Christ can change human nature."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."