#self-improvement

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"If we can acquire an attitude of self-belief, then we will surely determine our future actions and our future life opportunities."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"The mind is the strongest tool we have to help us secure the riches within the universe."

"In reality there are no limitations. They are vibrant and changeable to whatever form you want them to take to realise your goals."

"The first rule when you are in a hole is to ask for a hand out!"