#self-improvement

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Our souls sparkle brightly with creative energy, our beings are as complex as the universe, and at the same time we help make up a higher body of energy."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Stand out from the crowd, be yourself."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"In the spiritual world many forms of the physical universe that are potentially effective can be perceived but with regard to time, we can observe only one form."