#self-improvement

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"I have never seen a newspaper headline where those in spirit, without physical bodies, carried out evil deeds like a mugger in a parking lot."

"Feeling indifferent or reserved about doing something is a signal that it is probably not correct after all."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"A good self-esteem level is mostly dependant on how we value ourselves without any bias."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."