#self-improvement

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"Be wiser than other people if you can; but do not tell them so."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Racing is about discipline and intelligence, not about who has the heavier foot. The one who drives smart will always win in the end."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"The barrier during self-improvement is not so much that we hate learning, rather we hate being taught. To learn entails that the knowledge was achieved on one's own accord - it feels great - but to be taught often leaves a feeling of inferiority. Thus it takes a bit of determination and a lot of humility in order for one to fully develop."