#self-improvement

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Have faith in the universe and its capability to lead you to the path of abundance."

"Keenly seek knowledge."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"The way to achieve your goals is step by step, you just need to build enough track, to be ahead of the train."~ John Milton Lawrence"

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Each store will fulfil some of your needs, but no individual store can meet all of your needs. Learning how to set realistic expectations now and in future relationships requires you to examine each of the existing stores to see what they can offer."

"Whatever you lay your hands on, self-esteem is visible."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Having faith makes you vibrate at a frequency level that is identical to that of the universe, providing you a result that you would not have arrived at before."