#self-improvement

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"A strong man cannot help a weaker unless the weaker is willing to be helped, and even then the weak man must become strong of himself; he must, by his own efforts, develop the strength which he admires in another. None but himself can alter his condition."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."