#self-improvement

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"It is not enough if you just live life as it comes to you like a floating leaf in a pond. Make use of the powers bestowed in you and soar like an eagle."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"you can measure the size of a person by what makes him or her angry"

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"With every challenge you face, there is an opportunity hidden that will lead you towards the path of wealth and abundance."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"To change the world takes time; to change yourself takes courage."