#self-improvement

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"I do not believe in taking the right decision, I take a decision and make it right."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."