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1035 quotes about self-improvement
Discover inspiring self-improvement quotes from famous authors and thought leaders. Find wisdom and motivation about self-improvement to inspire your life.
self-improvement Quotes
"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."
"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"
"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"
"The mind is the strongest tool we have to help us secure the riches within the universe."
"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."
"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."
"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"
"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."
"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."
"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."
"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"
"When you accomplish the impossible then you can achieve anything."
"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."
"If we can acquire an attitude of self-belief, then we will surely determine our future actions and our future life opportunities."
"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."
"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."
"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."
"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."
"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."