#self-improvement

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"The difference between being mediocre and achieving excellence is you."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Poetry is a Ladder {C☰O☰U☰P☰L☰E☰T} {The poet's job is to create a ladder} {for the reader to enter his imagination}and☰once☰they've☰climbed☰u­p☰to☰the ☰top☰remove☰each☰rung☰by☰grad­ation"

"When you concentrate your energy purposely on the future possibility that you aspire to realize, your energy is passed on to it and makes it attracted to you with a force stronger than the one you directed towards it."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Without desires and dreams, your thoughts do not matter and you can think whatever you want to."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"We are exactly what our history made us to be."