#self-improvement

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Though money cannot acquire you happiness, it does not mean that both money and happiness cannot exist together."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"When you believe in yourself sufficiently and are confident that everything that you desire is inside you then you will possess the ability to produce all that you wish for."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"The love of money is the root of all evil, therefore selfishness must be the seed."

"Limitations are like mirages created by your own mind. When you realise that limitation do not exist, those around you will also feel it and allow you inside their space."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"The first rule about the low hanging fruit principle is to always watch out for low hanging branches, they’re the ones to take it away from you."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."