"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"
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1035 quotes about self-improvement
Discover inspiring self-improvement quotes from famous authors and thought leaders. Find wisdom and motivation about self-improvement to inspire your life.
self-improvement Quotes
"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."
"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."
"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."
"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."
"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."
"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."
"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."
"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."
"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."
"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."
"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."
"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"
"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."
"The way to achieve your goals is step by step, you just need to build enough track, to be ahead of the train."~ John Milton Lawrence"
"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."
"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"
"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."
"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."
"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."