#soul-searching

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

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"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."