#soul-searching

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."