#soul-searching

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"