#soul-searching

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."