#soul-searching

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."