#soul-searching

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"