#soul-searching

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"One Poet, 20 Months, 6000 Poems [10w] Let me take this breath... to celebrate my 6000th poem."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."