#soul-searching

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"