#soul-searching

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"but,=""soft!=""what=""light=""through=""yonder=""window=""breaks?"=""[10w]="""Shut the fuck up! I think we got a burglar."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."