#soul-searching

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"