#soul-searching

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."