#soul-searching

"The spirit and soul are the body and brain, which are destructible-that is precisely why they are so precious."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."