#soul-searching

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Siesta Mud tracked from the rice fields blazon a pathFrom kitchen to cellar escaping noon’s wrath.A quiet siesta to break the ordealOf scything and sifting and spinning the wheel.Half a dream later he returns to the fieldTo seeding earth’s furrows. massaging its yield.And when Sun descends gravely back to her tombHe tracks back to the kitchen, the cellar, his room."