#soul-searching

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

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