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soul-searching Quotes
"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."
"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."
"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."
"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."
"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."
"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."
"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."
"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."
"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."
"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."
"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."
"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."
"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."
"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."
"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."
"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."
"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."
"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."