#soul-searching

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."