#soul-searching

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."