#soul-searching

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."