#soul

"They call alcohol spirits, because it’s the spirit turned liquid. Would you drink my soul if you knew I’d use it to get inside of you? After all, most men buy women alcohol so they can get inside them too."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"A writer is dear and necessary for us only in the measure of which he reveals to us the inner workings of his very soul."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Sometimes your light shines so bright that it blinds people from seeing who you really are."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"The soul is the weariest part of the body."

"When someone died in the wilderness of frontier America, that person's physical remains were buried and the handcarts continued west, but the mourning survivors had hope for their loved one's eternal soul. However, when someone dies spiritually in the wilderness of sin, hope may be replaced by dread and fear for the loved one's eternal welfare."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Human is a suffered mind but an enlightened soul."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."