#Spirit

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Once you can let go of illusion and draw upon a more universal source of motivation then you will re connect with your true purpose on Earth."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."