#Spirit

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"We take it for granted that Jesus was not interested in political life: his mission was purely religious. Indeed we have witnessed . . . the 'iconization' of the life of Jesus: 'This is a Jesus of hieratic, stereotyped gestures, all representing theological themes. In this way, the life of Jesus is no longer a human life, submerged in history, but a theological life -- an icon."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Our care of the child should be governed, not by the desire to make him learn things, but by the endeavor always to keep burning within him that light which is called intelligence."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."