#Spirit

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Walk with the dreamers, the believers, the courageous, the cheerful, the planners, the doers, the successful people with their heads in the clouds and their feet on the ground. Let their spirit ignite a fire within you to leave this world better than when you found it..."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."