#Spirit

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Everything science has taught me strengthens my belief in the continuity of our spiritual existence after death. I believe in an immortal soul. Science has proved that nothing disintegrates into nothingness. Life and soul, therefore, cannot disintegrate into nothingness, and so are immortal."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."