#Spirit

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Destiny is real. And she's not mild-mannered. She will come around and hit you in the face and knock you over and before you know what hit you, you're naked- stripped of everything you thought you knew and everything you thought you didn't know- and there you are! A bloody nose, bruises all over you, and naked. And it's the most beautiful thing."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"There is no other way to determine the difference between the will of God and the crafts of satan... Jesus is the way, the truth and the life... The Holy Spirit of God is the Comforter..."

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"As long as we have faith in our own cause and an unconquerable will to win, victory will not be denied us."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"The soul would have no rainbow, had the eyes no tears."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"