#Spirit

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Let there be no purpose in friendship save the deepening of the spirit."