#Spirit

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Art is contemplation. It is the pleasure of the mind which searches into nature and which there divines the spirit of which nature herself is animated."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Sometimes thatwhich we fearstrengthens ourspirit and givesus a splashof hope."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."