#Spirit

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"I've always valued and encouraged teamwork, and that collaborative spirit of we versus I is core to Intuit's success. Innovation has been part of Intuit's DNA for nearly 30 years."

"My survival was up to me. I had nothing and I had no one. What I did have, I told myself, was my mind, my imagination, my memory, my feelings, my spirit. These were important and powerful things."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."