#Spirit

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Sometimes thatwhich we fearstrengthens ourspirit and givesus a splashof hope."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"Rise above the deceptions and temptations of the mind. This is your duty. You are born for this only; all other duties are self-created and self-imposed owing to ignorance."

"My spirit is healthy, yes. But I tell you, my flesh is healthy too. I am enlightened and free, but I am also lustful and carnal."