#Spirit

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

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"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."