#Spirit

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Art to me is an anecdote of the spirit, and the only means of making concrete the purpose of its varied quickness and stillness."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"The illusion is we are only physical."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"...wanting soul life without the dark, warming intelligence of personal doubt is like expecting an egg without the brooding heat of the mother hen."