"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."
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"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."
"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."
"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."
"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."
"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."
"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."
"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."
"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."
"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."
"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."
"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."
"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."
"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."
"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."
"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."
"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."
"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"
"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"
"Today I am even richer."