#spiritual-development

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."